It's really NOT for lack of trying.
You may or may not recall that the last time i wrote, i was eagerly anticipating the impending debut of Muscovy Ducks in Rogers Country. And then there was dead blog air for some two weeks. Sorry about that. I tried to blog, but something went wrong with my free dial-up internet connection, and while i could connect, i couldn't make anything happen beyond that. It seemed silly to call customer service to complain that my completely free service wasn't working fast enough, so i decided i would type an entry on my computer, transfer it to my phone, and attempt to publish that way. I wrote a really cute and informative blog entry about all the wonderfulness of muscovy ducks, and when i was finished, edited, and ready to transport, the program failed and erased my blog entry. I believe this is know by some in the blogosphere as and "epic fail." Thus, i broke down, made my decision, and coughed up enough cash for the cheapest and slowest DSL connection possibl...