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Roll 1, Square 2, Email Subject Lines that Make You Go, "Hmmmmm?" Three of these came from my own email. All in one day. The last two i borrowed from http://www.ragan.com/Main/Articles/19_ terrible_email_subject_lines_45842.aspx 1. The late Mr. Robert Adler willed $20500000.00, to you. That's funny. I always imagined that when i finally inherited my billions from a complete stranger, that he would at least send me a certified letter or something. 2. Your Honda Civic may be due for service. This would be more helpful if i owned a Honda Civic . 3. Lard, love it or leave it? Have you been in my kitchen? LOVE it! Obviously! 4. We can help you with your RESUM!!! No, i don't think you can. 5. Father's Day deal for the man who gave birth to you! O.k., i know it's a brave new world and all, but this has GOT to have a very limited customer base.