Coffee Break (literally)

By Beth -
This very short post shall explore the appropriate use of the word, "literally," while also being a real blog post.

I am literally taking a short coffee break before i go back to work.

Lord willing, and the creek don't literally rise, i intend to attend the birth of my God son, Kaleb Isaiah, whose momentous arrival is scheduled for sometime between 10 and 11 am, tomorrow morning.

I am very excited about Kaleb's birthday, but since my attendance will require my absence from home, i am very busy preparing meals and attempting to leave a clean kitchen behind, while i am gone.

I literally went to bed after 2:00 this morning, which did not leave enough sleep to prepare me for a a fun but extraordinarily long Sunday.  Thus, i have literally started drinking a literal pot of coffee near 6:00 p.m. because i don't think i can accomplish everything without it.  I literally thank the Lord for coffee.  While it should not be abused, it is quite helpful in a proverbial pinch.

I decided to take a short literal coffee break and have a snack to renew myself before going back to work.

Lord willing, and the creek don't literally rise, i will get to bed at a decent hour so that i will be prepared to be literally awake and alert to drive to The Woodlands for the grand day.

Happy literal Birthday Eve, Kaleb!  Literally, See You Tomorrow!

Comments

  1. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    I like literally LOVED this post. No, really. I totally loved it. Mostly because there have been no new internet episodes of the Rachel Zoe Project, so I am like literally dying.

    If you don't know about Rachel Zoe, I have just made a total fool of myself. Literally.

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  2. UnknownJanuary 9, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    literally great.

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